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once upon a time.. .a place where.. red indians once ruled...the land of hope and freedom....now the land of stupidity and idiots...yes... they call it the United States of America...they created a space division called the NASA....a symbol of power and money with no where to spend...to explore the outer space...one day... mad scientist A discovered a vr big problem.... NO GRAVITY IN SPACE~!!...... omg.. no gravity means....BALL POINT PENS wont work!!!...ink cant flow to the tip of the ball with no gravity....so...with this problem in mind.... mad scientist A.. proposed plan A... a plan that would consume millions of tax payers' money...what is plan A?... create the ultimate SPACE PEN....vr cool pen...you can write it upside down.. when lying on your back...you dont need gravity for the pen to work.. why?... because there is a pump inside the pen... everytime the tip of the pen touches something... ink is pumped from the top of the pen to the tip... and thus...the space pen was created... neil armstrong writes down on his diary..."This is one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind."....celebrations every where in US......first men to touch the moon...

big deal....the russians went to space before that but could not touch the moon first
... they also had the same problem with gravity... they did not invent any space pen... they just use pencils...